9.28.2016

The First Presidential Debate, September 26, 2016




September 26, 2106, 8 P.M.  Dressed in flaming red, the matador faces the bull(y).  The result: Olé!

If you're for Trump, something's the matter with you, if you're still undecided, what's the matter with you?, and if you're for Hillary, nothing's the matter with you and, like me, if you follow the news, you are most likely fatigued.

Someone who has stiffed workers; someone who doesn't read books; someone who is already an international pariah and hopes to be a national one as well; someone who has no policies, no plans; someone who makes Narcissus look like Mahatma Gandhi; someone who doesn’t merely dip his toes in bigotry, racism, and misogyny but thrashes about in sordid muck for all to see; someone who has been flagrantly dishonest in business; someone who thinks it's wise to escape paying taxes, etc., etc.

(In case something is really the matter with you, let me tell you: it isn't her.)

Do we need any more evidence--which Trump continues to provide--to conclude that he is temperamentally, intellectually and morally unfit to be president of the United States?  Isn't it enough to recall that for years he was the birther movement's garbage truck, delivering refuse to susceptible minds like a mad de-sanitation engineer?

At the beginning of the debate, he tried his best to come across as a normal child.  By the end, his inner raging toddler sniffed and ripped into the mike.  This pathological spoiled child just can't take any criticism.  Everyone knows--he must know it as well--that his behavior has been wildly erratic.  Instead of promising to improve, he rants that he not only has a good temperament, but that it is "by far" his best characteristic.  He goes on to accuse the hyperprepared Hillary of being unstable--he even claims that she--who amazed us all by remaining unflappable during eleven hours of partisan interrogation before Congress--lacks stamina!!  By this time, Trump looked like a tired old man, while she looked en pleine forme and--what is rare for her in public appearances--even looked almost comfortable.

While Trump squawked on, pursed-lipped Hillary looked bemused; her expression was sooo ironic-- (It reminded me of what Mae West said during her trial for a play she wrote which--it is now hard to believe--many thought obscene.  Judge: Miss West, are you trying to show contempt to this court?  West, in that sultry voice of hers, replied: No, judge, I'm doing my very best to hide it.)

Cicero, once you replace Cataline with Trump, sums up the mess we're in better than any op-ed columnist ever has:  Quo usque tandem abutere, Trumpe, patientia nostra?  Quam diu etiam furor iste tuus eludet? Quem ad finem sese effrenata iacabit audacia?...O tempora!  O mores! (Translation: Tell me, Trump, how long shall you abuse our patience? How long shall you mock us with your madness?  When will that unbridled audacity with which you swagger about now, end? O the times!  O the morals!)

There are many garden-variety narcissists around.  But trying to transplant a nation-eating weed onto the White House lawn is truly unprecedented.  That there are so many little trumps who would like to see it watered with patriots' tears is frightening--O tempora, O mores, indeed.

Just about everyone who looks like me is a conservative.  (I'm old and I'm white.)  I would like to consider, even if only briefly, voting for a conservative at least one time in my life.  Well, it's probably not going to be any time soon--Munchkins, scarecrows, tin men and cowardly lions, Republican Party, shame on you!

It's not good for democracy when rational people have, in effect, only one choice.  Must we choose between a hawk and a loon?  Yes, we must.  The hawk has good eyesight and has a wide perspective. The cartoon loon has eyes that roll around in the opposite direction from each other--it should never have been let loose to stray from its  gilded cage.  If I had had my choice, both birds would fly away and be replaced by a dove--you know who I mean.

But the hawk can learn; the hawk can be tamed.  The hawk may well yet prove to be an eagle.  

Must we choose between a potentially great American eagle and a flaky, orange-tufted loon?  Yes, we must.





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