Ours is a crucial election--
If we select that clown
the grossness of his nature
will have weight to drag us down!
Ours is a crucial election--
If we select that jerk,
the rich will get their tax-cuts,
and the poor will become serfs.'
Ours is a crucial election--
If we select Stupidity,
Project 25 might be
fatal to democracy.
Ours is a crucial election--
but we can't remove Liberty's pox
by an act of violence.
Stop Bozo at the ballot box!
Ours is a crucial election--
We must defeat Narcissus.
Help Truth shut Cheeseburger Mouth
and lethenize his name!
